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Stephanie Heck Says:

I am a hormonally challenged web site designer and SEO search engine optimization specialist by profession. This is my personal site. I designed this page and hundreds of others because I own a commercial web hosting operation called:

Sheck Stands for "She * Has * Extensive * Computer * Knowledge"

This page is fairly simple for a reason. I believe in the KISS principle. Don't let the simplicity fool you. I know my stuff and know it well.

I am a computer technician, and a programmer, or so I am told by those who don't send bug reports. :-) However I am a networking and LAN Manager with extensive experience at Linux server management and network support. My servers are in Connecticut. I do much via remote programming due to the inflated prices for digital services in Huntington. I manage a bunch of dot-com's.

I built so many web sites that I think that I died and went to HTML!

Currently, I am living in Huntington West Virginia, USA. I am available to build web sites for local business. if needed, but the Huntington West Virginia area has its challenges when it comes to high tech. The local government does not know much about it, but they want to regulate it. I am interested in the future of WV and I own a search engine that has just recently launched. West Virginia Search Engine I am a native of Huntington  who has been gone for years before returning home.

It is hard being a computer geek-ette in West Virginia. If most men think you have a brain, they are absolutely terrified. When they find out your lingerie drawer is full of old hard drives and zip disks, they are even more terrified. We live in a world where women are required to repress intellect, and men required to repress emotion.....repression stinks.

I pity androgynous people who are repressed from both sides. :-)

Philosophy:

It is no small wonder that I am a bit of an anomaly in Huntington West Virginia. Some say I am talented. Some say I am silly and eccentric, but I am comforted to know that those who do not love me, are not likely to become rocket scientists and brain surgeons in the near future.

I confess there are a lot of dumb people who don't appreciate my unique perspective. If I wanted volumes of critique... I would call my relatives who have no shortage of opinions and will be happy to repeat them all ad nauseum.

It is not easy to be an individual in a world of clones and George Bush impersonators that seem to infest the mountainous landscape, here in the Peoples Republic of West Virginia. I have many friends who appreciate my unique perspective in a town that thrives on hyper-contentious retro-mediocrity.

I have a wacky and zany sense of humor that is not too bad for a Midol Addict and that sense of humor comes from the great tenacity that I embrace life with. I actually have the guts to follow my dreams, and the strength of character to take the flack for doing so. It is alleged that am not plump, but my posterior, and my experience are allegedly broad, and well rounded. Lets just say that my posterior WILL NEVER be accused of suffering from anorexia.

I am a lifelong Democrat, and some of my conservative friends have to be tolerant of me, simply because I just recently learned that "damned" and "republican" are two separate words instead of one phrase.

I once had a republican candidate come to my door looking for votes, he told me that he was looking for good republicans...I gave him directions to Spring Hill Cemetery because there are very many good republicans there.. :-)

Things I like:

A sincere intelligent man with good manners.

Things I admire:

Most Admired Woman: Mae West (She got paid to be herself. She was not acting.)

Most Admired Man: Mahatma Gandhi (He conquered a huge country, and a foreign army, without firing a shot ).

Stephanie in Red Dress

Quote of the year: Ladies who wear low and sensible heels, find themselves buying their own clothes and meals. (Mae West)

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Thoughts

A tough man can clean out a bar with his knuckles. A smart man merely yells out "Your Ex is here" and the bar will clean itself out promptly when the patrons migrate out the back door. Smart men don't need to use a fist. I don't like violence.

My Ex.

I never knew how to keep his attention, but I knew how to turn his head. He was an anatomical sociopath. Lower portions of his lower body had no conscience. Thus he is history. I miss my ex, but my AIM is improving (after a few trips to the firing range. :-)

I got the news that my Ex was leaving the country :-) It made me so happy that I could just .... S--- Bon Voyage!

 

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